Eureka!!!!

I have discovered why most drivers no longer feel it is necessary to use their turn signals.

What is that reason?

THE NOISE they make while on. The rental car has the most annoying tick, tick, tick to its signals. I am not very rhythmic, but I assure you these clicks are not created equal. I swear every third one is shorter than the others. Two longs and a short.

Isn't that Morse code for something?

I want my Escape back.